yes, they aren't any use... not the 80's dance act from Manchester featuring Melanie Williams, although most Dance acts aren't any good are they ??.. the long sandwich makers, beloved of the USA, and now frippen well over here in every High Street, pretending to be healthy and full of goodness for the tots.. actually I mean Subway don't I, but they may as well be a Submarine, a U-Boat ramming the inside of your tummy... caught short for something to eat the other day in my local High Street, I found myself looking lovingly at the tasty salad bits in the window, yes window shopping salad, what a delight, clean and lovely, smiley people, youthful low-wagers, told to be nice to you even though they are being paid a pittance... all around me a small group of well behaved teenagers tucking into lovely delightful freshness,, I was drawn in, the smell of freshly made coffee lika muma used-ta maker, I was transformed- not here, but there, into the queue, and what had intended to be a £2. item, once they had finished with me, turned into many extras, of which I did not know the price of, all the time smiling, smiling, coffee, large ?? yes,. yes, yes, they love me they're smiling at me, that's ok, its ok that it is now £8. ,,, coz' its £3. odd for hot a bucket of hot water that has a small 6 penny bit of coffee added in the bottom, and its froffed to my delight,,, then I'm out the door ... **** off they say, your out now, just **** off, we've got your ******' money, get out, ***** off... I find myself with the bread-stick in the street, yes its bread,, a loaf in the bakers is bread but you can get 20 loaves for the price of this bread stick, then , but wham-bam, there are good things inside, so with trepidation I try the tasty delightful Subway long barrow of a sandwich, and woof it down, then seconds later I can feel the throbbing, the throbbing of additives, e numbers, colourants, crap pulsing through my veins, its drugs, they're drugging the masses, its a government plot to make you vote Clinto again. Feckin' ruddy Subway is full of shit, I was high as a kite... proof, before; normal girl minding her own business, healthy living vegetarian, eating no junk, no additives, home cooked healthy food, pasta, veg, fruit, next minute;, Subway down my neck I'm fighting for my life , my legs throbbing like I've been woofing Macdonny's all morning.. is someone suing subway for being a load of feckin' liars, I am..
AND DIE TRYING
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